Sure, Rudy did a horrible job. Trump would have gotten higher authorized recommendation by waterboarding Jeanine Pirro with just a few slop buckets full of Stoli, however Rudy actually did stick his neck out for Trump. Sure, he might have been hanging out at that Philly dildo store anyway, however with out Trump’s electoral obstinance, at most two or three middle-aged males would have been gawking at him throughout his shambolic jerk-off session … as an alternative of the entire world.
So, naturally, this brief tweet thread from New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman is as pathetic as it’s predictable:
For the nontweeters:
Giuliani allies are wanting on the Trump $ – even when it is not $82 million – and are aghast that Trump is not serving to Giuliani with authorized charges. Giuliani’s pals say he’s saying he’s near broke, and his interview w @MelissaRusso4NY makes clear he is aware of he is in authorized jeopardy.
Trump aides have been clear they see no mechanism for paying Giuliani’s authorized payments that isn’t problematic for Trump, and so they suppose Giuliani took actions a lawyer ought to have identified had been problematic, even when the consumer needed it.
But that is of observe within the context of Trump having had a earlier lawyer who pleaded responsible after which cooperated with an investigation into Trump.
They see no mechanism for paying Giuliani’s authorized payments? How about Venmo? Personal checks additionally work. As do Spanish doubloons. Or Bitcoin. Any type of foreign money, actually. I imply, on the very least, Trump might ship Grampa Fiddle-Pants no matter’s in his pockets proper now, even when it’s only a half-stamped Subway Club card and some random shekels.
Trump has reportedly constructed a political struggle chest in excess of $100 million, however Giuliani has about as a lot likelihood of seeing even a small portion of it as he does of securing Ivanka’s betrothal.
As for Haberman’s ominous last tweet? Yes, please! What might be extra entertaining than Rudy Giuliani flipping on Donald Trump? Other than Michael Cohen flipping, that’s.
Rudy’s already professionally and morally bankrupt. Does he must be financially bankrupt, too? Well, apparently Donald Trump thinks so. And he calls the photographs for all these clowns.
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